Gorie Canons
Sung to the tunes of German classics
Gebt Mir zu TrinkenComposition by Robert Schumann (1847), lyrics by Friedrich Rückert
Al Gore's a fat ass, consuming energy, emitting gasses, just take a whiff and smell the hippocracy.
Al Gore's a fat ass, pushing a hoax, Al Gore's a fat ass, pushing the global warming hoax.
Al Gore's such a fat ass! Al Gore's a fat ass, pushing the global warming hoax.
Willkommen lieber, schöner MaiComposition by Franz Schubert (maybe in 1815?), lyrics by Ludwig Hölty.
Al Gore is a scientific bore, covered in the hedge fund of Blood and Gore.
Al Gore is a scientific bore, covered in the hedge fund of Blood and Gore
Fat Albert is a dirty whore, covered in the hedge fund of Blood and Gore
Wein, Bad und Liebe … Composition by Franz Haydn. Lyrics by M. Opitz (?).
Gore's global warming is an inconvenient lie,
he's covering the ass of Cheney and it will lead to genocide.
The Democrats are being stripped of potency,
They bought Al Gore's genocidal fantasy.
Wein, Bad und Liebe … again
Fat Al and Cheney suck the meat from the same bone.
They both rip holes right through their pants which rips a wide hole in the ozone!
Its genocide that Cheney wants with his world war,
He'll use global warming and Al Gore, that whore!
Signor Abate by Beethoven (1863).
Al Gore's a liar, he's evil, pure evil, and covering for Cheney.
Albert is a hooker for the hedge funds, He whores himself while the queen of England watches, the queen of England watches.
Al Gore's a liar, on global warming, the world's on fire, and he's still whoring,
Gore is a greenhouse slut!
Herr Ganzewitz Franz Haydn (1790s?).
Hey Democrats go fetch this bone, and leave Dick Cheney's war alone.
Hey Democrats go fetch this bone, and leave Dick Cheney's war alone.
Global warming, global warming, global warming, oh no!
Democrats you have been fed a lie, its genocide, the system's gone and you cannot hide.
Wilst du immer … ? Composition by Joseph Haydn. Lyrics by Johann Göthe.
Al Gore is a hedge fund whore who pushes free trade policies.
Now he's pushing global warming, genocide is not for me! It is not for me.
Nein, wer nich Liebe fühlet By Joseph Haydn (1790s?).
Fraud!
Global warming's bullshit, al gore's genocidal,
he rips a giant hole in his pants and in the ozone
Gore,
He's a big fat hedge fund trading third world blood and Gore.
He's working for the British
Im Arm der Liebe
Al Gore Kills more than Cheney's War,
Racists Gore,
Racists Gore.
Al Gore Kills more than Cheney's War,
Racists Gore,
Racists Gore.
Al Gore's a racists whore,
it's the British,
He works for the British,
Gore Kills more.