October 26, 2007 (LPAC)--The wild California neo-con, Bill "Simple" Simon, is running Rudy Giuliani's Presidential campaign, reports the Washington Post today. "Simple Simon, where's your pie-man?" He in turn has brought in former Presidential candidate Steve "flat earth" Forbes. Foreign policy advisors include Norman "bomb Iran now" Podhoretz and Daniel Pipes.

Grover Norquist, James Woolsey and John Bolton are brought into seminars to "educate" the candidate. "Oh, God!" said Lyndon LaRouche, "What a collection of freaks!"