March 2, 2008 (LPAC)--On Friday Feb 29th a spirited group of 12 LaRouche PAC activists and members rallied against London’s Corporate Fascist of choice, Michael Bloomberg. They started at New York City Hall, then went to Wall Street, and were visited by none other than Benito Mouse-olini, back from the dead, dressed in full regalia, complete with mouse ears and a long tail (made in London). He unfurled a big banner which read “BENITO MOUSE-OLINI: Bloomberg’s Corprativism is My Kind of Fascism.” Some suspected a rat, but he was in fact, just a mouse, speaking in broken English, with many Italian phrases thrown in: “Ecco tutti,” he bellowed, chin stuck out, arm raised high, “This isa good city to starta movment for fascismo.” “Ecco tutti, thisa isa the tima for worlda wida Fascismo! I ama here to endorsa Michaela Bloomberga for presidente! That’s whya come back!” One outraged woman yelled “Hillary, Hillary.”

Some passers by seemed angry that Benito Mouse-olini would endorse their beloved Mayor for president, but many others were able to finally laugh at the pathetic fascist that he is, and seem relieved. People grabbed up leaflets and pamphlets of the last LaRouche webcast. Over 1000 were distributed throughout the day, and 100’s of cell phone pictures were taken by the crowd as they stared in amazement at this strange creature.

Before Mouse-olini returned back down to hell, he could be seen near the Bowling Green, kneeling down in silent worship at the Wall Street Bull: he had found the Cult of Mithra.