"The Unmasked Balls"--or, the EU President's Staff

April 11, 2008 (LPAC)--Were former British Prime Minister Tony Blair to be made President of the European Union, the post would hold the perks of a palace, a personal jet, and a personal staff of 22, according to Britain's Daily Telegraph of today, reporting on a "secret working dinner" between EU Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso and EU ambassadors to hash out the details.

American statesman Lyndon LaRouche, on being briefed on leading candidate Blair's potential perks, and the potential recruitment of 22 male virgins to service Blair's Presidency, said the arrangement could be called "The Unmasked Balls," to give it "an artistic touch." The European Parliaments voting up the Lisbon Treaty, are "whores," LaRouche said, who won't let their constituencies vote on relinquishing their national sovereignty because that would never pass.