February 27, 2008 (LPAC)--The LaRouche Youth Movement and LaRouche PAC arrived on Capitol Hill today, just in time to invite Congresspersons and Staffers to the Premiere of The Ding-a-Ling Bros. & Barney & Bail-Out Circus, held today at the Rayburn House Office Building in the Financial Services Committee Hearing Room.
At the Capitol South Metro stop this morning, people were snatching up the free tickets to see the show, many taking extras for friends.

Outside the event itself many Congresspersons received the invite. Smiles were all-around in anticipation of "Bubbles the Clown" Ben Bernanke's famous juggling act.

Ringmaster Barney Frank (D-MA) began the show, titled "Monetary Policy & The State of the Economy," with a friendly welcome to the policies of hyper-inflation being pushed on the American people by the Federal Reserve. In an unexpected move, Bernanke performed his juggling act from a tight-rope, while assuring the gasping audience that there was plenty of money to cushion a fall.

Some Congresspersons were reported to laugh for the first time in years! But not Nancy Pelosi. Having recently tightened her screws, her plastic surgeon has warned her not to smile, until her face adjusts to her freshly tightened threads.

More to come soon!