Pelosi ayuda a los pelmazos a estimular la economía

January 18, 2008 (LPAC)--George Bush today issued a call for stimulating the economy with tax cuts and rebates, which Lyndon LaRouche explained as an act of monetary masturbation: "you know,-- a jerk is a jerk." LaRouche had denounced any and all versions of a "stimulus" in the current hyperinflationary collapse, during his webcast presentation yesterday. A stimulus, said LaRouche, means "more monetary aggregate! That's like putting more fuel on the fire."

Not surprisingly, Bush's stimulating masturbation was given full support from Mis-Leadership Nancy Pelosi, who praised Bush as someone who "understands the needs of the American people."

Pelosi also revealed that the Congressional Democrats' desire to masturbate came directly from their intimate discussions with her dear friend, fascist Felix Rohatyn. Rohaytn was the special guest at a Dec. 7 closed-to-press event in Pelosi's personal dining room on Capital Hill. "On Dec. 7," Pelosi said yesterday, "we had a meeting of economists, and they made suggestions about what a stimulus package would look like. When we essentially called the meeting, it was really to talk about the economy. By the time the meeting took place, it was clear that a stimulus was needed."

In reality, what's clear is that Pelosi no longer has an empty mind, but a very dirty one.