January 10, 2008 (LPAC)--The media, infamous for its recent "ass-backwardness", has recently spoken of two "provocative videos", filmed "during the act", of a steamy flirtation on the high seas. The Pentagon version was considered to be 'more erotic', according to Dick Cheney's supporters (which includes Nancy Pelosi). Upon further analysis, what turned out to be more provocative, even after a thorough analysis of both videos back-to-back, comparing the Iranian version with the U.S. version, is what the Baby Boomers were doing with themselves under the covers, as they watched Rupert Murdoch's media coverage. Even more provocative, were the 'unrelated' videos which they put on afterward, so stimulated by Murdoch's news experience, as they fantasized they were young enough to still get laid, like their teenage children do on MySpace.

It was denounced by the Iranians as a fake. The Iranians say the Pentagon video was from file pictures, and the audio (including "I AM COMING TO YOU!" and "YOU WILL EXPLODE AFTER TWO MINUTES") was fabricated. The New York Times today noted "the recording carries no ambient noise--the sounds of a motor, the sea or wind--that would be expected" if the broadcast had been made from one of the Iranian boats. The DOD rejoins that the audio may have come from the shore rather than the boats. It is more likely that these two audio clips were actually taken directly from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Who has time to watch naughty T.V. programs when the nation's homeowners and banks are still unprotected? When the presidential election is rigged to usher in the fascist, "white-ass on a white-horse" candidate, Mike Bloomberg? Clearly, there is something wrong with the 68ers.