December 17, 2007 (LPAC)--It is believed that as the rate of rate of video game sales increases, the rate of rate of young suicide killers increases, while the rate of rate of creativity declines. Barron's , a magazine for robber barons, happily reports that one of these rate of rate increases is coming true, with the sale of video games jumping 61.1% this November, when compared to November of last year. Benjamin Schacter, a spokesman for the collapsing investment bank UBS, said, with Satan's glee, growth at this time, last year, was only 15%.

But, the devil's triple curve, as opposed to LaRouche's, might find trouble in its validity, when the LaRouchePAC's Pamphlet, "Is the Devil On Your Laptop?" reaches a 1 million saturation point.